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out by a jet ski. - steve, come in, steve, i got good news. - go ahead. - that guy you hit with a jet ski decided to forget the lawsuit. 'course he forgets everything now 'cause of all the brain damage. [laughing] - thanks for that information. how 'bout a little radio silence? - hold on, malloy wants to talk to you. - no, i-i don't want-- - steve. steve. steve? - what! - remember that time you got drunk and thought the paper shredder was a vagina? - [grunting] bastard. that's better. - steve. [roaring] [growling] - malloy, how's the diet going, son? - mm, i didn't like it at first, but i feel really healthy now. - [chuckling] that's great, little buddy. [knocking] - i got two large supreme pies with melty-cheese-filled butter crusts, three dozen wings with extra ranch, two-liter coke, and a cup of fried chicken fat. that'll be 42 bucks. - how 'bout a car? - sweet! - malloy! i'm ashamed of you. this diet is for your own good. i don't know what i'd do if i lost you, snuggly bear. you know how bad my post-traumatic stress was before you moved in? pull the trigger. do it. you don't have
- who gives a shit? i got raped. - uh-huh. steve, i guess you deserve to keep this for a while. - you know what? i think it's time for a change. wow, looks even better on this side. it's like a whole different shirt now. - you're an asshole, you know that? - [laughing evilly] she thinks i'm an asshole now. she doesn't even know that i spiked her coffee. good think i'll never tell a soul. it-- wait a minute. am i thinking this or saying this? - you spiked my coffee? - oops. - only you can prevent big vats of acid. oof! aah! [gurgling] - i [bleep] love it. - aah! [typing] ding! >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. whoa, we got a show for you, joining us from the new york knicker bockers basketball club mr. amare stoudemire will be joining us. we will trade notes on how each of us celebrated yom kippur. now, obviously you have heard about the tensions in syria, iran, throughout the mideast. but there is a battle brewing much closer to ho
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